The SAM results are out. SAM's officially, irrevocably over now. I did fairly well and am 99% certain that I'm going to the University of Melbourne next year.
Heh..... The hols have been fun. The mamak restaurants must be making a mint. Been going out with my buddies 3-4 times a week, spending damn a lot too, but it's worth it. Where would I be without you guys? Love you guys.
A couple of them have girlfriends now, it's damn hard to get them to come out with the rest of us. Can't blame them, can I (useless, gutless, fool that I am) ? Not begrudging them anything, not qualified to. Lol.
Still pissed at someone though. To that person : The dislike is mutual. I honestly couldn't care less if I don't see you again.
Passed my undang test, after many trials and tribulations (serious!). The instructor who sent me there got lost in Puchong. Drove around aimlessly for 1.5 hours while frantically calling the other instructor for directions. Then the server crashed once I sat down in front of the terminal. Bloody computerized exam was over in 15 minutes but it took 3 hours to get to it.
Watched National Treasure 2 today. Not bad, plenty of action and car chases (crushing a brand-new Merc-Benz C-class in the process). However, the climax turned out to be the most boring part of the whole show, something I really can't understand. At least the producers have a sense of humour. Still, the best movie this year must be the Simpsons movie. Spiderpig rocks! For a live-action one, probably Transformers with National Treasure 2 a close second.
Driving course tomorrow. Hopefully not as boring as the first. Then it's off to Egypt for Christmas. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Friday, December 21, 2007
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
!@#$%@$ Play badminton also can get injured one. Ridiculous. I think I've suffered more bodily harm in the last 30 days than in the 6 months before that. Started after the spec maths exam. Fell down and bloody cut my left elbow. Then at Sunway Lagoon 6 days later bruised my right foot and it still doesn't feel 100%. Then at paintball the next day bruised my other foot (this one feels fine now). Now at badminton I grazed my middle finger coz I was too lazy to change my racket's grip. Sendiri cari pasal. Now I can't point it at anyone if I'm pissed. Good thing or bad thing?
Undang test on Thursday. Let's see what happens if I don't put any effort in it. Pass/fail?
Too painful to continue typing. The skin came off on the fingertip. But first:
A teacher assigned his Year 4 student to write a topic sentence for the following phrases: "Sam always works quietly. Sam is polite to the teacher. Sam always does his homework."
The student's topic sentence? "I hate Sam."
Does this new injury bother me? YES IT DOES
Undang test on Thursday. Let's see what happens if I don't put any effort in it. Pass/fail?
Too painful to continue typing. The skin came off on the fingertip. But first:
A teacher assigned his Year 4 student to write a topic sentence for the following phrases: "Sam always works quietly. Sam is polite to the teacher. Sam always does his homework."
The student's topic sentence? "I hate Sam."
Does this new injury bother me? YES IT DOES
Monday, December 10, 2007
Stupid undang course..... what a waste of 9 hours of my life......
Woke up at 6 something because the effing driving instructor was supposed to leave at 7. Then got into a bloody van with a non functioning air con and had to stay in there for half an hour. The really scary part is, the speedometer wasn't working properly. Apparently the van moves at 30km/h even when its wheels aren't turning. And there's no rpm-meter (no idea what the proper name for that is)
Got to the slum (Kg. Kayu Ara) where the center was located at 7.30. And what time did the course actually start? 9.30. Cursed be those who take punctuality for granted.
And thus followed 3 hours of boredom. Then came the lunch break. The mamak stall next to the center's probably owned by the driving instructor's brother or something. Wonder how much they're making? ( By the way, there's a seafood restaurant just up the street from that center, the food's not bad there.)
And after the break, the next lecturer was late. Again. @#$%@#$%
During the ride back, the fler driving the van broke so many traffic rules I wondered how he kept his job. He talked on the phone, ran a red light, etc. And it was friggin' hot!!
Wasted my life there, listening to things I
a) already knew b) didn't care about
Now, I think I'll settle for plain old boredom, it's better than this form of torture.
Woke up at 6 something because the effing driving instructor was supposed to leave at 7. Then got into a bloody van with a non functioning air con and had to stay in there for half an hour. The really scary part is, the speedometer wasn't working properly. Apparently the van moves at 30km/h even when its wheels aren't turning. And there's no rpm-meter (no idea what the proper name for that is)
Got to the slum (Kg. Kayu Ara) where the center was located at 7.30. And what time did the course actually start? 9.30. Cursed be those who take punctuality for granted.
And thus followed 3 hours of boredom. Then came the lunch break. The mamak stall next to the center's probably owned by the driving instructor's brother or something. Wonder how much they're making? ( By the way, there's a seafood restaurant just up the street from that center, the food's not bad there.)
And after the break, the next lecturer was late. Again. @#$%@#$%
During the ride back, the fler driving the van broke so many traffic rules I wondered how he kept his job. He talked on the phone, ran a red light, etc. And it was friggin' hot!!
Wasted my life there, listening to things I
a) already knew b) didn't care about
Now, I think I'll settle for plain old boredom, it's better than this form of torture.
Sunday, December 9, 2007
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
Just read a friend's blog.... http://dqbonafid3.blogspot.com/ ........
Poor fler seems so depressed..... really feel for him.... Had that sort of doubts myself, too, once upon a time. No idea why I suddenly had this conviction that a higher power existed, though. Seems so stupid, don't you think? The major religions (not including Buddhism - it's a way of life, not a religion) such as Christianity, Judaism, Islam all have this seemingly blind belief that there's a Creator somewhere, yet when others challenge their beliefs they can't accept it. They all agree on the one God, but the unenlightened say that only theirs is the true God. And somehow, it's the unenlightened that have the power to change the world with a word. A big fight over nothing.
Bbleeehhhhh....... then we have the classic case of misuse of religious authority, the Borgias. The House of Borgia controlled the papacy for a decade or more, committing incest, adultery, murder, etc. Those who use religion for their own ends should be hanged.
In the end, all theological disputes boil down to the fact that humans are eternally searching for some meaning to life, hoping that some higher being created us for some unknown reason. Hopefully, it's not just because He was bored.
Why am I trying to reason this out? The only real clue pointing to His existence is this question : If life started from bacteria, where did the first bacteria come from? Also, there's the issue of evolution. Evolution's purpose is for the continued existence of a species. However, if a species were under threat, wouldn't it become extinct before it had the chance to evolve? This isn't Pokemon, you know?
I don't even know how I ended up blogging about this. What happens when you're too bored and have an overactive brain.........
Poor fler seems so depressed..... really feel for him.... Had that sort of doubts myself, too, once upon a time. No idea why I suddenly had this conviction that a higher power existed, though. Seems so stupid, don't you think? The major religions (not including Buddhism - it's a way of life, not a religion) such as Christianity, Judaism, Islam all have this seemingly blind belief that there's a Creator somewhere, yet when others challenge their beliefs they can't accept it. They all agree on the one God, but the unenlightened say that only theirs is the true God. And somehow, it's the unenlightened that have the power to change the world with a word. A big fight over nothing.
Bbleeehhhhh....... then we have the classic case of misuse of religious authority, the Borgias. The House of Borgia controlled the papacy for a decade or more, committing incest, adultery, murder, etc. Those who use religion for their own ends should be hanged.
In the end, all theological disputes boil down to the fact that humans are eternally searching for some meaning to life, hoping that some higher being created us for some unknown reason. Hopefully, it's not just because He was bored.
Why am I trying to reason this out? The only real clue pointing to His existence is this question : If life started from bacteria, where did the first bacteria come from? Also, there's the issue of evolution. Evolution's purpose is for the continued existence of a species. However, if a species were under threat, wouldn't it become extinct before it had the chance to evolve? This isn't Pokemon, you know?
I don't even know how I ended up blogging about this. What happens when you're too bored and have an overactive brain.........
I'm really, really bored......... Doesn't feel like I've done anything since paintball a couple weeks back. Couldn't make it for Enchanted last Thursday because of prior commitments, so I've just been rotting/fermenting. Plus, paintball was DAMN expensive (albeit fun) , RM60 per head, my wallet hasn't forgiven me yet.
Here's my current schedule : wake up at 9-9.30, read the newspapers cover to cover till 11, mope around, bathe, etc till noon, lunch, watch some old movie, read, then sleep till it's time for a drama series (how the mighty have fallen! Me, watching dramas!) Dinner in front of the telly, then computer time. Even then, I've no idea what to do on the comp. There's only so much C&C/Counter-Strike/musicdownloads/Netsurfing one can do. I've even started watching old episodes of Naruto with my kid brother. THAT's how bored I am.
Probably the most interesting thing that's happened in the past few days is this discussion/argument I had with my kid brother. He said something about disliking Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (the movie, with Johnny Depp) because it was too dark. It's meant for kids, it's not supposed to be dark, he said. Well, the story itself was dark already, it's called "faithful adaptation". Need me to prove it? I'm presuming you guys have read the book or watched the movie.
The first kid got stuck in a pipe. The second kid got turned into a blueberry. The third got kicked into a garbage chute. The fourth was shrunk to the size of a peanut. Now, how is that funny? that's dark humour. Sounds horrid when I write it this way, but didn't everyone enjoy it in the book/movie? Sorry if I'm a bit of a wet blanket.
Then, to press my point, I asked : Aren't all fairy tales dark?
Snow White was poisoned by her step-mother. Cinderella was enslaved by her family. (Interesting. Are all step-parents that bad?) Red Riding Hood's grandma was eaten by a wolf. The Little Mermaid died of a broken heart (the original Hans Christian Anderson version, not the Disney one). Sleeping Beauty was put into an enchanted sleep she wasn't supposed to wake from. Rapunzel's boyfriend was blinded. Need I say more?
I then challenged him to list any (kid's) cartoon with no violence or which isn't dark. The only ones he could think of were kiddie shows like Bob the Builder and Dora the Explorer. I rest my case.
Now, on my to do list: 1) Watch Enchanted 2) Watch The Golden Compass 3) take my Undang test (scheduled for nest week, with the lecture this Saturday.)
Hopefully The Golden Compass won't suck. I really liked the books (super dark ones, by the way). If it turns out like Ghost Rider, Spiderman 3, HP5, Beowulf (unspeakably sucky, this one) , etc., I'll never rest until I take over the movie studio and remake it. *evillaugh*
Oh, yeah, my aunt knows about this job. Pays RM 1800 for some organisational thingy for some exhibition. She says the client who's organizing that exhibition is really laid back and that it's buta gaji. Not gaji buta, mind you, buta gaji. And it's only for 2 weeks or so. Only problem is, I fail at the first requirement : Needs own transportation. That's coz the fler with the job has to run errands in the course of his work. Ah well, the price of youth........ Matthew, can I borrow your driver?
Here's my current schedule : wake up at 9-9.30, read the newspapers cover to cover till 11, mope around, bathe, etc till noon, lunch, watch some old movie, read, then sleep till it's time for a drama series (how the mighty have fallen! Me, watching dramas!) Dinner in front of the telly, then computer time. Even then, I've no idea what to do on the comp. There's only so much C&C/Counter-Strike/musicdownloads/Netsurfing one can do. I've even started watching old episodes of Naruto with my kid brother. THAT's how bored I am.
Probably the most interesting thing that's happened in the past few days is this discussion/argument I had with my kid brother. He said something about disliking Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (the movie, with Johnny Depp) because it was too dark. It's meant for kids, it's not supposed to be dark, he said. Well, the story itself was dark already, it's called "faithful adaptation". Need me to prove it? I'm presuming you guys have read the book or watched the movie.
The first kid got stuck in a pipe. The second kid got turned into a blueberry. The third got kicked into a garbage chute. The fourth was shrunk to the size of a peanut. Now, how is that funny? that's dark humour. Sounds horrid when I write it this way, but didn't everyone enjoy it in the book/movie? Sorry if I'm a bit of a wet blanket.
Then, to press my point, I asked : Aren't all fairy tales dark?
Snow White was poisoned by her step-mother. Cinderella was enslaved by her family. (Interesting. Are all step-parents that bad?) Red Riding Hood's grandma was eaten by a wolf. The Little Mermaid died of a broken heart (the original Hans Christian Anderson version, not the Disney one). Sleeping Beauty was put into an enchanted sleep she wasn't supposed to wake from. Rapunzel's boyfriend was blinded. Need I say more?
I then challenged him to list any (kid's) cartoon with no violence or which isn't dark. The only ones he could think of were kiddie shows like Bob the Builder and Dora the Explorer. I rest my case.
Now, on my to do list: 1) Watch Enchanted 2) Watch The Golden Compass 3) take my Undang test (scheduled for nest week, with the lecture this Saturday.)
Hopefully The Golden Compass won't suck. I really liked the books (super dark ones, by the way). If it turns out like Ghost Rider, Spiderman 3, HP5, Beowulf (unspeakably sucky, this one) , etc., I'll never rest until I take over the movie studio and remake it. *evillaugh*
Oh, yeah, my aunt knows about this job. Pays RM 1800 for some organisational thingy for some exhibition. She says the client who's organizing that exhibition is really laid back and that it's buta gaji. Not gaji buta, mind you, buta gaji. And it's only for 2 weeks or so. Only problem is, I fail at the first requirement : Needs own transportation. That's coz the fler with the job has to run errands in the course of his work. Ah well, the price of youth........ Matthew, can I borrow your driver?
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Prom......
Tum-de-tum-tum......... Holidays and I'm BORED!!! Barely 2 days without any activities and I feel like I'm rotting........
Anyway, prom (also known as Corroboree. I actually don't know why. Must be some teacher's idea of Australianising SAM students) was last Wednesday, 21 November. And guess what? The organization sucked.
*Sigh* First, they insisted on stamping the attendees' hands with some stupid Taylors stamp. With ink that 1) dries slowly 2) Comes off immediately once it touches water 3)Stains. So everyone had some blue blotch on one hand. Ewwwww......
Then they gave us a keychain. I actually don't mind keychains, in fact I've quite a few. But their keychain only had some stupid Taylors College logo on it. No prizes for guessing who sponsored those. Couldn't they have given something more memorable? Maybe something with a koala on it? Koalas are cute, right? The Taylors logo isn't.
And then came the dinner. It started off with the most pathetic intro by the emcees. An upbeat performance, dance or something would've been better.
Emcee 1:"Welcome, SAM students, to the 2007 Corroboree, themed *insertfunnyFrenchterm*" (Or something to that effect)
Blank stares all around.
Emcee 2:"That means "Red Carpet Glamour"
Irritated expressions abound.
Wow. You are SOOOO great. IT'S PRINTED ON THE TICKET FOR GOD'S SAKE. WHO CARES WHAT THE FRENCH TERM IS? It's an Australian program. What do Australians speak? ENGLISH. Incompetent bumbling show-offs only succeeded in showing 1) ignorance of the audience's expectations 2) their blindingly big egos
Then the speeches......... Boring....... but at least expected.
Now, all the teachers were invited onto the stage. First pleasant(?) surprise of the evening (Plenty of unpleasant ones already). Ms Ng changed her hairstyle. Almost couldn't recognize her. Really not sure whether that's a good thing.
Next, the food. There must have been around 8 courses or so, most of which sucked. The fried rice towards the end was the most horrible I've tasted. If you told me it was boiled rice I would have believed you. Any coffeeshop fried rice stall could do better. RM 100 for crap? That's life. I think the RM 100 per head must have gone to the service instead. The waiters kept changing the plates, I think the RM 1000 per table must have bought the hotel lots and lots of new china.
And of course, the mandatory performances. I guess they weren't THAT bad, but I didn't feel entertained at all. Power ballads don't exactly help the digestion, especially when the food sucks and the sound's too loud. Where's the comedy skit? Would've done everyone a world of good, especially after the sucky beginning.
On and on it went..... The prom king/queen thing sucked even more. There was a Q&A session to show the contestants' "intelligence". All of the answers were either a) inaudible b) cliched c) illogical. Luckily my table lost the voting sheet. None of them deserved the title.
The performances ( and dinner) ended with a rock (more like metal) performance by 1 screamer and 1 skilled guitarist and a bunch of kelefe. Coupled with the LOUD sound system, it was really nice.......when it finally ended.
The dance floor opened. With what music? Disco/ party music. I thought prom = ball = classical/slow rock? The organizers must have thought prom = party = clubbing-alcohol= LOUD DISCO. How to dance like that? You get everyone dressed to the nines for the last night of SAM, with jackets and long dresses and high heels, and you expect them to party wildly? You guys are geniuses. Half the crowd went outside the ballroom to escape.
In the end, I think the only enjoyable part was the crowd. The performers all took themselves too seriously, except maybe the guy who dedicated his performance to his date/girlfriend.
And I didn't get to go to the bar with the others because of my curfew........ TTT___TTT
Anyway, prom (also known as Corroboree. I actually don't know why. Must be some teacher's idea of Australianising SAM students) was last Wednesday, 21 November. And guess what? The organization sucked.
*Sigh* First, they insisted on stamping the attendees' hands with some stupid Taylors stamp. With ink that 1) dries slowly 2) Comes off immediately once it touches water 3)Stains. So everyone had some blue blotch on one hand. Ewwwww......
Then they gave us a keychain. I actually don't mind keychains, in fact I've quite a few. But their keychain only had some stupid Taylors College logo on it. No prizes for guessing who sponsored those. Couldn't they have given something more memorable? Maybe something with a koala on it? Koalas are cute, right? The Taylors logo isn't.
And then came the dinner. It started off with the most pathetic intro by the emcees. An upbeat performance, dance or something would've been better.
Emcee 1:"Welcome, SAM students, to the 2007 Corroboree, themed *insertfunnyFrenchterm*" (Or something to that effect)
Blank stares all around.
Emcee 2:"That means "Red Carpet Glamour"
Irritated expressions abound.
Wow. You are SOOOO great. IT'S PRINTED ON THE TICKET FOR GOD'S SAKE. WHO CARES WHAT THE FRENCH TERM IS? It's an Australian program. What do Australians speak? ENGLISH. Incompetent bumbling show-offs only succeeded in showing 1) ignorance of the audience's expectations 2) their blindingly big egos
Then the speeches......... Boring....... but at least expected.
Now, all the teachers were invited onto the stage. First pleasant(?) surprise of the evening (Plenty of unpleasant ones already). Ms Ng changed her hairstyle. Almost couldn't recognize her. Really not sure whether that's a good thing.
Next, the food. There must have been around 8 courses or so, most of which sucked. The fried rice towards the end was the most horrible I've tasted. If you told me it was boiled rice I would have believed you. Any coffeeshop fried rice stall could do better. RM 100 for crap? That's life. I think the RM 100 per head must have gone to the service instead. The waiters kept changing the plates, I think the RM 1000 per table must have bought the hotel lots and lots of new china.
And of course, the mandatory performances. I guess they weren't THAT bad, but I didn't feel entertained at all. Power ballads don't exactly help the digestion, especially when the food sucks and the sound's too loud. Where's the comedy skit? Would've done everyone a world of good, especially after the sucky beginning.
On and on it went..... The prom king/queen thing sucked even more. There was a Q&A session to show the contestants' "intelligence". All of the answers were either a) inaudible b) cliched c) illogical. Luckily my table lost the voting sheet. None of them deserved the title.
The performances ( and dinner) ended with a rock (more like metal) performance by 1 screamer and 1 skilled guitarist and a bunch of kelefe. Coupled with the LOUD sound system, it was really nice.......when it finally ended.
The dance floor opened. With what music? Disco/ party music. I thought prom = ball = classical/slow rock? The organizers must have thought prom = party = clubbing-alcohol= LOUD DISCO. How to dance like that? You get everyone dressed to the nines for the last night of SAM, with jackets and long dresses and high heels, and you expect them to party wildly? You guys are geniuses. Half the crowd went outside the ballroom to escape.
In the end, I think the only enjoyable part was the crowd. The performers all took themselves too seriously, except maybe the guy who dedicated his performance to his date/girlfriend.
And I didn't get to go to the bar with the others because of my curfew........ TTT___TTT
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Alright!! The school year's over!! Gonna miss my class though....
Anyway, you guys must have noticed that my c-box has been defiled by the opinions of an asshole calling himself Vision. Well, I can't say much about his vision seeing that he doesn't have the brains to see that this blog is for my own thoughts. If you think it's cat crap that's your business, insult me all you want and don't read my blog. See If I give a fuck. No one's forcing you to read this. But don't insult those who leave comments. WTF did they do to you, Vision?
Vision's definitely a guy (Obvious, really, from the crude caveman language). A poor, demented soul who spends his time masturbating in the privacy of his room while imposing his dirty, sad thoughts on other's blogs, getting his kicks out of insulting people.
Sad, sad soul.
Anyway, you guys must have noticed that my c-box has been defiled by the opinions of an asshole calling himself Vision. Well, I can't say much about his vision seeing that he doesn't have the brains to see that this blog is for my own thoughts. If you think it's cat crap that's your business, insult me all you want and don't read my blog. See If I give a fuck. No one's forcing you to read this. But don't insult those who leave comments. WTF did they do to you, Vision?
Vision's definitely a guy (Obvious, really, from the crude caveman language). A poor, demented soul who spends his time masturbating in the privacy of his room while imposing his dirty, sad thoughts on other's blogs, getting his kicks out of insulting people.
Sad, sad soul.
Sunday, November 4, 2007
Final Destination (for 2007)
Finals are going to start. 2 weeks and 1.5 days of hell........then 2/3 months of heaven/boredom!!! (Always optimistic, that's me :p)
Actually, I have no idea what I'm going to do during those 2/3 months. But that's the sort of problem I love. Anyway, it's been a great year (not counting the stress).
Here's a joke I heard a long time ago, the best motivational 1 I've heard. Hopefully this will relax my readers enough to let the take their exams in a good, unstressed manner.
Why Worry?
In life there are only 2 things to worry about. Either you're sick, or you're healthy. If you're healthy, there's nothing to worry about. If you're sick, there are only 2 things to worry about. Either you get well or you die. If you get well, there's nothing to worry about. If you die, there are only 2 things to worry about. Either you go to heaven or you go to hell. If you go to heaven, there's nothing to worry about. If you got to hell, you'll be so busy making new friends that you won't have time to worry!!
Cheers! Good luck to everyone for the finals!!
Actually, I have no idea what I'm going to do during those 2/3 months. But that's the sort of problem I love. Anyway, it's been a great year (not counting the stress).
Here's a joke I heard a long time ago, the best motivational 1 I've heard. Hopefully this will relax my readers enough to let the take their exams in a good, unstressed manner.
Why Worry?
In life there are only 2 things to worry about. Either you're sick, or you're healthy. If you're healthy, there's nothing to worry about. If you're sick, there are only 2 things to worry about. Either you get well or you die. If you get well, there's nothing to worry about. If you die, there are only 2 things to worry about. Either you go to heaven or you go to hell. If you go to heaven, there's nothing to worry about. If you got to hell, you'll be so busy making new friends that you won't have time to worry!!
Cheers! Good luck to everyone for the finals!!
Friday, November 2, 2007
Malaysia in the eyes of the world
I got this in an email and I thought I'd post it so that you know what people outside Malaysia REALLY think about us. Clicking on the pic should allow you to see a bigger version. If it's still not clear, ask me to email the original to you. Just give me your address. (the original version was a pdf file. Couldn't upload it here, that's why it might not be clear.)
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
What I learned today
Apparently I'm destined to be discontented for my whole life. My mum watched this feng shui (?!) show which was talking about the shape of the ears. Since I don't have earlobes, I can't wear earrings and thus am doomed to a life of discontent. Who to blame? My mum for giving me the defective genes. (Finally, a use for Bio!) If you have earlobes, then you are (supposedly) going to have a contented life.
I found out that the sleeves on the shirt I bought is a bit too short for my jacket (the formal kind). Hopefully they'll let me exchange it for a bigger size, otherwise it's RM 120 wasted. Or maybe it's the sleeves of my jacket that are too long, in which case it's RM 1200 down the drain.
While I'm on the subject of formal wear, I have an announcement to make. I look like an old man when I wear a tie. Hence, I am NOT planning to wear one to the Corroboree (did I spell that correctly?). Support me, M2 guys!
Also, I finally finished my research on ways to go back after college. Bus : wait 20-45 minutes, 5-10 minutes traveling time, RM0.90 fare. Dad's car : Wait till 7.30pm, when he's off work. 5-10 minutes traveling time. Free. Walking : 40 minutes under the M'sian sun. Free.
UPDATE 1 :
I managed to exchange the shirt!! Yay!
UPDATE 2 :
I was rooting through my dad's ties, and I found some that are not bad, actually (they look better than the 1 I bought together with the shirt! Grrr!) . Means wasted RM 70. Or bought an early birthday? CNY? Christmas? present.
I found out that the sleeves on the shirt I bought is a bit too short for my jacket (the formal kind). Hopefully they'll let me exchange it for a bigger size, otherwise it's RM 120 wasted. Or maybe it's the sleeves of my jacket that are too long, in which case it's RM 1200 down the drain.
While I'm on the subject of formal wear, I have an announcement to make. I look like an old man when I wear a tie. Hence, I am NOT planning to wear one to the Corroboree (did I spell that correctly?). Support me, M2 guys!
Also, I finally finished my research on ways to go back after college. Bus : wait 20-45 minutes, 5-10 minutes traveling time, RM0.90 fare. Dad's car : Wait till 7.30pm, when he's off work. 5-10 minutes traveling time. Free. Walking : 40 minutes under the M'sian sun. Free.
UPDATE 1 :
I managed to exchange the shirt!! Yay!
UPDATE 2 :
I was rooting through my dad's ties, and I found some that are not bad, actually (they look better than the 1 I bought together with the shirt! Grrr!) . Means wasted RM 70. Or bought an early birthday? CNY? Christmas? present.
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Rant
Kena again from my mum last Sat for staying out too late. Only 15 mins past the RIDICULOUSLY EARLY "curfew" wat....... relaklah.....
Then got lectured. "Your friends don't have curfew ah? No discipline at all. blablablablabla Lucky I haven't grounded you yet. Go out so much for what? Got so much money meh? blablablablablabla Never study want to enjoy yourself aledi, ha? Your exam coming you know? How to go Australia like that? blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla"
FYI, my curfew's at 12 midnight. Damn early right? Apparently one of my cousin's friends got grounded for staying out too late with her friends, so my mum's threatening to do the same. And I need a life! Don't tell me I have to sit at home listening to her nagging all day. Money? She knows that that's the only way she can control me..... better be careful otherwise my (already meager) allowance is going to disappear........ And what's the bloody point of exams anyway? Deciding your life in 3 hours (per subject) doesn't sound very intelligent to me. And, if I follow what my mum wants me to do every second of my life, she might as well have bought a robot instead of having a son. When else would I have a social life other than now? I have a whole bunch of friends that I've gotten to know so well over the past 5/6 years, you cant expect me to lose contact with them just like that..... Plus, I'm going off to another CONTINENT next year, so if I don't socialize now, I might not be able to see them for years. After pre-U it's off to uni, then work. What makes you think I'll have time to socialize then? Life is for the living. We live in the present, not in the past or the future.
Then I start wondering Sometimes it just feels so pointless..... Wake up, college, nap, dinner, work (if I'm in the mood), pig out in front of the comp,sleep. Then in a few years time, it's Wake up, work, dinner, sleep. BORING....... Why anyone wants to spend the first 20 years of their lives reaching the most boring, pointless, time of their lives, then spend the rest of their lives trying to stay in that period? It's just so POINTLESS. No wonder people commit suicide. They were enlightened as to the insignificance of our puny human lives.
!@#$%^&@#$%^&*#$%^&*(#$%^&*(#$%^&*(#$%^!@#$%^&*@#$%^&*
Then got lectured. "Your friends don't have curfew ah? No discipline at all. blablablablabla Lucky I haven't grounded you yet. Go out so much for what? Got so much money meh? blablablablablabla Never study want to enjoy yourself aledi, ha? Your exam coming you know? How to go Australia like that? blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla"
FYI, my curfew's at 12 midnight. Damn early right? Apparently one of my cousin's friends got grounded for staying out too late with her friends, so my mum's threatening to do the same. And I need a life! Don't tell me I have to sit at home listening to her nagging all day. Money? She knows that that's the only way she can control me..... better be careful otherwise my (already meager) allowance is going to disappear........ And what's the bloody point of exams anyway? Deciding your life in 3 hours (per subject) doesn't sound very intelligent to me. And, if I follow what my mum wants me to do every second of my life, she might as well have bought a robot instead of having a son. When else would I have a social life other than now? I have a whole bunch of friends that I've gotten to know so well over the past 5/6 years, you cant expect me to lose contact with them just like that..... Plus, I'm going off to another CONTINENT next year, so if I don't socialize now, I might not be able to see them for years. After pre-U it's off to uni, then work. What makes you think I'll have time to socialize then? Life is for the living. We live in the present, not in the past or the future.
Then I start wondering Sometimes it just feels so pointless..... Wake up, college, nap, dinner, work (if I'm in the mood), pig out in front of the comp,sleep. Then in a few years time, it's Wake up, work, dinner, sleep. BORING....... Why anyone wants to spend the first 20 years of their lives reaching the most boring, pointless, time of their lives, then spend the rest of their lives trying to stay in that period? It's just so POINTLESS. No wonder people commit suicide. They were enlightened as to the insignificance of our puny human lives.
!@#$%^&@#$%^&*#$%^&*(#$%^&*(#$%^&*(#$%^!@#$%^&*@#$%^&*
Wednesday, October 3, 2007
"Secret" --- Finally
Finally watched Jay Chou's "Secret"......... 1.5 months after it came out in Malaysia T.T Shows how hopelessly outdated I am......
Anyway, I thought the movie was quite good. Brought back many memories...... The so-called "secret" was lame. Really lame. But the BRILLIANT acting by the main actress was enough to save the movie and more. The first hour or so was very well done, very sweet and touching. The cinematography was fairly good as well.
I forget, I have a non-Chinese speaking audience as well. Anyway, for the movie is about 2 high school students, Ye Xiang Lun (the guy) and Lu Xiao Yu (the gal). Notice anything about their initials? The guy tranfers to a new school that has a music-based curriculum, meets the gal, falls in love with her. Reminds me of 2005........ Then the gal starts turning up less frequently for school and well, that's the secret : Why she isn't turning up. I'm not spoiling it for whoever is less fortunate than me, i.e those who haven't watched it yet.
The soundtrack is mostly classical, with the title track a rock number. The movie would be a musical if the music wasn't classical, that's how musical the movie is. If I'm not mistaken, in addition to writing the script and directing the movie and acting in it, Jay Chou also wrote the soundtrack. What talent....... So jealous.
It's damn good, take my word for it. Short too, at only 1.5 hours long. So take a bit of time out from your wonderfully busy schedule and watch it. Trust me.
Anyway, I thought the movie was quite good. Brought back many memories...... The so-called "secret" was lame. Really lame. But the BRILLIANT acting by the main actress was enough to save the movie and more. The first hour or so was very well done, very sweet and touching. The cinematography was fairly good as well.
I forget, I have a non-Chinese speaking audience as well. Anyway, for the movie is about 2 high school students, Ye Xiang Lun (the guy) and Lu Xiao Yu (the gal). Notice anything about their initials? The guy tranfers to a new school that has a music-based curriculum, meets the gal, falls in love with her. Reminds me of 2005........ Then the gal starts turning up less frequently for school and well, that's the secret : Why she isn't turning up. I'm not spoiling it for whoever is less fortunate than me, i.e those who haven't watched it yet.
The soundtrack is mostly classical, with the title track a rock number. The movie would be a musical if the music wasn't classical, that's how musical the movie is. If I'm not mistaken, in addition to writing the script and directing the movie and acting in it, Jay Chou also wrote the soundtrack. What talent....... So jealous.
It's damn good, take my word for it. Short too, at only 1.5 hours long. So take a bit of time out from your wonderfully busy schedule and watch it. Trust me.
Monday, October 1, 2007
Random Thoughts
I shall TELL you if i turn into a werewolf. Now go away and let me howl at my moon in peace.
How can a freakin' plate of nasi lemak cost RM 19? To whoever the hell is in charge of pricing for DOME, can I have your job?
Why do people like giving trophies? I'd much rather have the cash you used for the trophy.
HATE cats. Just really, really, HATE them. (except Garfield).
My trial results are going to suck.
Matt, your house is HUGE!!
Pyramid 2's open! Wonder when I'll finally go there.....
I wanna drive!
http://www.humanmetrics.com/index.htm#intro This has a link to a personality test (Jung Typology test). Apparently I'm an ISTJ (whatever that is)
If God created man because He was bored, then do humans create life when we are bored? Does that mean that sex is boredom relief? (No offense to anyone is meant)
Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes. - Aaron McGruder
Haven't played chess/pool/Chinese chess in a while.....
How can a freakin' plate of nasi lemak cost RM 19? To whoever the hell is in charge of pricing for DOME, can I have your job?
Why do people like giving trophies? I'd much rather have the cash you used for the trophy.
HATE cats. Just really, really, HATE them. (except Garfield).
My trial results are going to suck.
Matt, your house is HUGE!!
Pyramid 2's open! Wonder when I'll finally go there.....
I wanna drive!
http://www.humanmetrics.com/index.htm#intro This has a link to a personality test (Jung Typology test). Apparently I'm an ISTJ (whatever that is)
If God created man because He was bored, then do humans create life when we are bored? Does that mean that sex is boredom relief? (No offense to anyone is meant)
Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes. - Aaron McGruder
Haven't played chess/pool/Chinese chess in a while.....
Don't wanna go to uni/work/grow up so fast....
BORED
Friday, September 14, 2007
Have you noticed that I keep personal information to a minimum here? No photos of people, no mention of people's names, etc.?
That's cos' I'm paranoid. Do you know how easy someone can just access this blog and find out everything about me? No way I'm making it easier for anyone to stalk me.
I know what you're thinking: If you're so paranoid, why have a blog in the first place? For the heck of it, that's why. I don't have to take care of a diary which is damn vulnerable (Right, JC?). And then, since I'm putting it online anyway, I decided to just go the whole hog and expose my inner thoughts to everyone.
Now, those who know me, know me.
I'm Yi Jien, studying at Taylors College, Malaysia. Male. Hopefully that's all you stalkers will ever know about me. So there.
That's cos' I'm paranoid. Do you know how easy someone can just access this blog and find out everything about me? No way I'm making it easier for anyone to stalk me.
I know what you're thinking: If you're so paranoid, why have a blog in the first place? For the heck of it, that's why. I don't have to take care of a diary which is damn vulnerable (Right, JC?). And then, since I'm putting it online anyway, I decided to just go the whole hog and expose my inner thoughts to everyone.
Now, those who know me, know me.
I'm Yi Jien, studying at Taylors College, Malaysia. Male. Hopefully that's all you stalkers will ever know about me. So there.
Government servants needed
I'm interrupting the series on the 7 Deadly Sins for this post.
When I got my SPM results earlier this year, the most common question people asked me (besides "How many A's did you get?") was " Did you apply for the JPA (Public Service Department) scholarship?" The answer was, still is, and if I can help it, will be the same for my kids, NO.
Lucky I didn't apply. What if I had got it? I would have been bonded to an inefficient government for a minimum of 5 years. Malu betul (really embarrassing).
Here are the reasons I can think of to work for the government (not counting working as a minister) :
1. One would get to give contracts to one's own friends/business partners/family and take a cut.Only the Malaysian government can pay up to 10000% more for something.Not too bad, right? Stimulates the economy.
2. The pension
3. No need to work hard, since no one's going to fire you. What's the worst that can happen? Transfer only mah. After transferring, I'll have more people to bully and take br*bes from.
4. And of course, after accumulating huge amounts of coffee, I get to opt for early retirement! And I still get the pension!
Hmm..... feeling pangs of regret. Maybe I should have applied after all. Or maybe politics is the way to go..... hmm......
When I got my SPM results earlier this year, the most common question people asked me (besides "How many A's did you get?") was " Did you apply for the JPA (Public Service Department) scholarship?" The answer was, still is, and if I can help it, will be the same for my kids, NO.
Lucky I didn't apply. What if I had got it? I would have been bonded to an inefficient government for a minimum of 5 years. Malu betul (really embarrassing).
Here are the reasons I can think of to work for the government (not counting working as a minister) :
1. One would get to give contracts to one's own friends/business partners/family and take a cut.Only the Malaysian government can pay up to 10000% more for something.Not too bad, right? Stimulates the economy.
2. The pension
3. No need to work hard, since no one's going to fire you. What's the worst that can happen? Transfer only mah. After transferring, I'll have more people to bully and take br*bes from.
4. And of course, after accumulating huge amounts of coffee, I get to opt for early retirement! And I still get the pension!
Hmm..... feeling pangs of regret. Maybe I should have applied after all. Or maybe politics is the way to go..... hmm......
Thursday, September 13, 2007
The 7 Deadly Sins--- Gluttony
Gula (Gluttony)
Just about everyone who knows me knows I have a weakness for life's pleasures. To me, any food that reaches a certain standard (i.e. tastes wonderful) is a gift of God. Especially chocolate. I happen to agree with what a friend of mine said, " Chocolate cake is always nice, just that there is a varying degree of niceness."
Just about everyone who knows me knows I have a weakness for life's pleasures. To me, any food that reaches a certain standard (i.e. tastes wonderful) is a gift of God. Especially chocolate. I happen to agree with what a friend of mine said, " Chocolate cake is always nice, just that there is a varying degree of niceness."
Had this the other day at Secret Recipe. Chocolate Indulgence. Tasted divine, too bad I only had 1 piece as my wallet didnt agree with my stomach. Thanks Jac and WQ for the inspiration.
Reminds me of the choc fountain at Lemon Garden Cafe, Shangri-La Hotel, KL. My cousin hasn't passed me the photo of the cakes there, but trust me, they taste as good as they look. This photo is courtesy of tripadvisor.com. , since I didn't have a cam with me at the time.
Hungry again....... the char kuay teow at Asia Cafe, SS15 tastes lovely........ the fried rice at Restoran Success a few metres away doesnt sound too bad either.........or even better, bak kut teh across the road in SS14. Choices, choices. Trust me, these foods taste great. Oh, yeah, ham dan you yu sou (squid tentacles with salted egg) at Restaurant JO in SS15 is nice too. The Japanese restaurant in Shangri-La (Zipangu I think it's called) isn't too bad, just over-priced.
There are too many nice things to describe here. Anyway, I guess what I want to say is, this is one sin I won't regret.
Saturday, September 8, 2007
The 7 Deadly Sins --- Sloth
Acedia (Sloth)
Another of my failings. It may not be obvious to those who know me, but sloth is a big part of my life.
Many people think that just because my results are better than theirs I must be working harder than them. 1 question: When have you seen me studying? Don't think that has ever happened. The fact is, I only do the bare minimum possible. Extra work? No thanks.
That is the essence of sloth. A degree of laziness that prevents the fulfillment of one's full potential. That is my failing. SLOTH.
Another of my failings. It may not be obvious to those who know me, but sloth is a big part of my life.
Many people think that just because my results are better than theirs I must be working harder than them. 1 question: When have you seen me studying? Don't think that has ever happened. The fact is, I only do the bare minimum possible. Extra work? No thanks.
That is the essence of sloth. A degree of laziness that prevents the fulfillment of one's full potential. That is my failing. SLOTH.
Thursday, September 6, 2007
The 7 Deadly Sins --- Pride
This would be the start of a series of posts on the 7 deadly sins, namely Luxuria (extravagance, later lust), Gula (gluttony), Avaritia (greed), Acedia (sloth), Ira (wrath, more commonly known as anger), Invidia (envy), and Superbia (pride).
Superbia (Pride)
Probably the one which is my greatest failing (the title of this blog should tell you that). I tend to have a self confidence which occasionally borders on arrogance. It doesn't help that I have above average intelligence, and others tend to take it as a big deal. Hence an inflated ego.
In life, I believe in not underestimating one's ability, nor overestimating it. Either way it is dangerous. Also, I go around with a "I'm right until I'm proven wrong" mentality. This has not gone down well with a couple of people. However, I believe that I still keep an open mind. You are entitled to your opinion, I'm entitled to mine. If you can convince me that I' wrong, then I'll gladly change my opinion.
I hereby apologize if what I have done in my pride has irritated/annoyed/hurt you.
Superbia (Pride)
Probably the one which is my greatest failing (the title of this blog should tell you that). I tend to have a self confidence which occasionally borders on arrogance. It doesn't help that I have above average intelligence, and others tend to take it as a big deal. Hence an inflated ego.
In life, I believe in not underestimating one's ability, nor overestimating it. Either way it is dangerous. Also, I go around with a "I'm right until I'm proven wrong" mentality. This has not gone down well with a couple of people. However, I believe that I still keep an open mind. You are entitled to your opinion, I'm entitled to mine. If you can convince me that I' wrong, then I'll gladly change my opinion.
I hereby apologize if what I have done in my pride has irritated/annoyed/hurt you.
Friday, August 31, 2007
A Slave to Emotion
Fact: Humans are slaves to emotions.
I haven't been feeling ANYTHING like myself this past week. So much has changed in these past 8 months. Thanks to college, I shall not be the same person I was before.
I have probably experienced more emotional problems in these past months than I have in the last 16 years. Before, a bad mood could be cured though (a) chocolate (b) TV. Now, my worst moods PARALYZE ME. I become incapable of doing ANYTHING to the best of my ability( i.e. the way I want everything to be done.) And it's happening more and more frequently.
The worst part is, well, I have a crush on someone. But when I ha finally made certain of those feelings, I made a conscious decision NOT to pursue her. Not a day passes now when I do not think and wonder whether I have made the right decision. Yet I still feel it is for the best. I do not need distractions at this time. Also, I will be leaving this country next year, for 6 years at least. She will not. Is it not only fair that I do not narrow both mine and her horizons. Better not to start a doomed relationship.
Whatever optimism I once felt, I feel no longer. I laugh, eat, talk,walk, sleep but I just feel empty. Is it because of that decision? I think not, yet I am not sure. I yearn to see this wold through the rose-tinted lenses of a 3-year-old once again. I await the miracle that will reawaken my passion for life.
I cannot continue in this way. Despair surrounds me. I feel empty, disconnected, unfocused. Going through the motions of daily life, I long to FEEL again. Will the light at the end of the tunnel appear?
I haven't been feeling ANYTHING like myself this past week. So much has changed in these past 8 months. Thanks to college, I shall not be the same person I was before.
I have probably experienced more emotional problems in these past months than I have in the last 16 years. Before, a bad mood could be cured though (a) chocolate (b) TV. Now, my worst moods PARALYZE ME. I become incapable of doing ANYTHING to the best of my ability( i.e. the way I want everything to be done.) And it's happening more and more frequently.
The worst part is, well, I have a crush on someone. But when I ha finally made certain of those feelings, I made a conscious decision NOT to pursue her. Not a day passes now when I do not think and wonder whether I have made the right decision. Yet I still feel it is for the best. I do not need distractions at this time. Also, I will be leaving this country next year, for 6 years at least. She will not. Is it not only fair that I do not narrow both mine and her horizons. Better not to start a doomed relationship.
Whatever optimism I once felt, I feel no longer. I laugh, eat, talk,walk, sleep but I just feel empty. Is it because of that decision? I think not, yet I am not sure. I yearn to see this wold through the rose-tinted lenses of a 3-year-old once again. I await the miracle that will reawaken my passion for life.
I cannot continue in this way. Despair surrounds me. I feel empty, disconnected, unfocused. Going through the motions of daily life, I long to FEEL again. Will the light at the end of the tunnel appear?
I stare at her
Into her eyes
I see reflected there
my despair
To act or not to act
I chose not to
Do I regret?
Of course I do
Now when I see her
I feel a longing
a tugging at the edges of my soul
First love was long ago
but rising from its ashes
comes a new flame
A flame I try to smother
Unsuccessfully
I feel despair
Creeping, creeping up on me
I cannot escape
Spirit in turmoil
who shall calm it?
Let Time work her magic
and we shall see
Into her eyes
I see reflected there
my despair
To act or not to act
I chose not to
Do I regret?
Of course I do
Now when I see her
I feel a longing
a tugging at the edges of my soul
First love was long ago
but rising from its ashes
comes a new flame
A flame I try to smother
Unsuccessfully
I feel despair
Creeping, creeping up on me
I cannot escape
Spirit in turmoil
who shall calm it?
Let Time work her magic
and we shall see
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Merdeka?
Our 50th Independence day is coming! (for Malaysia, that is)
Do I love my country? I honestly don't know. I didn't choose to be Malaysian any more than I chose to be male. So just because I'm born here, I'm supposed to love Malaysia?
In my book, patriotism is not loving your country, waving its flag etc. It's being here and making the most of it.
So are we REALLY independent now? As I haven't experienced what it is like to be under colonial rule, my opinion can't be accurate.
However, I don't think PROGRESS has been made. Not physical infrastructure, but culturally, spiritually and mentally.
Culturally and spiritually, what has happened is most probably regression. From what I've read, the Arabisation of the Malays has in fact led to more intolerance and the decline of their original culture. Many cultural treasures such as the joget and wayang kulit are in serious danger of disappearing, no thanks to overzealous religion-based political parties. The Chinese aren't much better. They are losing contact with their roots, becoming more and more westernized. Many can't speak Chinese and even more do not uphold the Chinese traditions (yours truly is guilty of this). The same goes for the Indians.
Blogging about this has made me depressed.....Although there's more, I'm just too depressed to continue.......Happy Merdeka Day!! Chocolate time!
Do I love my country? I honestly don't know. I didn't choose to be Malaysian any more than I chose to be male. So just because I'm born here, I'm supposed to love Malaysia?
In my book, patriotism is not loving your country, waving its flag etc. It's being here and making the most of it.
So are we REALLY independent now? As I haven't experienced what it is like to be under colonial rule, my opinion can't be accurate.
However, I don't think PROGRESS has been made. Not physical infrastructure, but culturally, spiritually and mentally.
Culturally and spiritually, what has happened is most probably regression. From what I've read, the Arabisation of the Malays has in fact led to more intolerance and the decline of their original culture. Many cultural treasures such as the joget and wayang kulit are in serious danger of disappearing, no thanks to overzealous religion-based political parties. The Chinese aren't much better. They are losing contact with their roots, becoming more and more westernized. Many can't speak Chinese and even more do not uphold the Chinese traditions (yours truly is guilty of this). The same goes for the Indians.
Blogging about this has made me depressed.....Although there's more, I'm just too depressed to continue.......Happy Merdeka Day!! Chocolate time!
*Sigh* Love.....
Why are most songs about love? I guess it's because love is the purest and most beautiful of all human emotions. Anyway, these songs are just beautiful. Beautiful lyrics, nice melodies, brings out feelings of "to have loved and lost is better than never having loved at all."
Ye Qu (Nocturne) by Jay Chou (great melody)
Wait for you by Elliot Yamin (Love it!!)
Secret by Jay Chou (Wish I could play the guitar like him!)
Ye Qu (Nocturne) by Jay Chou (great melody)
Wait for you by Elliot Yamin (Love it!!)
Secret by Jay Chou (Wish I could play the guitar like him!)
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Holiday Boredom and Depression
"IT'S THE HOLIDAYS!!" I shouted on Friday. Well now I'm bored and depressed. Who would have thought I would dislike holidays?
Anyway, I read a book today. Quite a short one (and quite old too). It's called The Time Machine, by H.G.Wells.
It's really depressing. I mean, it's fantastic and all that, being able to travel through time and all (who wouldn't like that?), but the Wells' vision of the future is really sad. He predicted that humanity would decline into Morlocks and Eloi, basically animals with rudimentary language and precious little reason, with the Morlocks preying on the Eloi.
Isn't that sad? Look around you now and tell me that you think it's possible. It may be beyond our imagination now, but take a long, serious look at the world in general and Wells seems to be rather accurate. What animal kills others of its own species in mass? Humans, thats what.
It reminded me of another novel. Must have read this one last year, I think. 1984, by George Orwell. This one is disturbing because of another reason. Wells was predicting something more long term, but Orwell actually set his novel in 1984, meaning that his was a really (relatively) short term vision.
In Orwell's novel, the world is split into 3 parts, with a permanent war being waged between any 2 of the countries against the third. The scary thing is, the government controlling the state he protagonist lives in is a so-called Big Brother government, that controls every aspect of life. If the superiors give an order, it's carried out "for the good of the Party". Want to change history? sure, seeing as we control the only records, no problem. Just change the records. Even sex is made into nothing more than a public service, as to bring children into the world is a service to the Party.
Don't tell me you don't see it happening now. We believe whatever the Government tells us, without questioning.
Scary, isn't it?
BTW, thought this was interesting: http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSL2020651320070820
Anyway, I read a book today. Quite a short one (and quite old too). It's called The Time Machine, by H.G.Wells.
It's really depressing. I mean, it's fantastic and all that, being able to travel through time and all (who wouldn't like that?), but the Wells' vision of the future is really sad. He predicted that humanity would decline into Morlocks and Eloi, basically animals with rudimentary language and precious little reason, with the Morlocks preying on the Eloi.
Isn't that sad? Look around you now and tell me that you think it's possible. It may be beyond our imagination now, but take a long, serious look at the world in general and Wells seems to be rather accurate. What animal kills others of its own species in mass? Humans, thats what.
It reminded me of another novel. Must have read this one last year, I think. 1984, by George Orwell. This one is disturbing because of another reason. Wells was predicting something more long term, but Orwell actually set his novel in 1984, meaning that his was a really (relatively) short term vision.
In Orwell's novel, the world is split into 3 parts, with a permanent war being waged between any 2 of the countries against the third. The scary thing is, the government controlling the state he protagonist lives in is a so-called Big Brother government, that controls every aspect of life. If the superiors give an order, it's carried out "for the good of the Party". Want to change history? sure, seeing as we control the only records, no problem. Just change the records. Even sex is made into nothing more than a public service, as to bring children into the world is a service to the Party.
Don't tell me you don't see it happening now. We believe whatever the Government tells us, without questioning.
Scary, isn't it?
BTW, thought this was interesting: http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSL2020651320070820
Sunday, August 19, 2007
Sagittarius, the Archer
Heh heh heh...... Got bored so I checked out my horoscope on the Net. This is what wikipedia says, and it really made my day (especially the part about genius)!!!
Characteristics
Sagittarius is the ninth sign of the zodiac and is popularly associated with the keywords genius, optimistic, restless, enthusiastic, adventurous, honest, outspoken, and independent.
Sagittarians have a positive outlook on life, are full of enterprise, energy, versatility, adventurousness and eagerness to extend experience beyond the physically familiar. They enjoy travelling and exploration, the more so because their minds are constantly open to new dimensions of thought. They are basically ambitious and optimistic, and continue to be so even when their hopes are dashed. Their strongly idealistic natures can also suffer many disappointments without being affected. They are honorable, honest, trustworthy, truthful, generous and sincere, with a passion for justice. They may be on the side of the underdog in society they will fight for any cause they believe to be just, and are prepared to be rebellious. They balance loyalty with independence.
Although generally easygoing, Sagittarius is a fire sign, which can manifest itself as having a generally quick temper. Fortunately, Sagittarians are usually as quick to forget what got them angry in the first place,Sagittarians are positive, forthright communicators who love traveling, which can also lead to being restless and reluctant to taking orders."
Sagittarians are known for spontaneous philosophical ramblings and don’t seem to get bogged down in emotional complexities. They have both profound and wide ranging minds, equipped with foresight and good judgment, and they can be witty conversationalists. They love to initiate new projects (they make excellent researchers) and have an urge to understand concepts that are new to them. They think at a lightning speed and quickly make decisions. They are also original,ingenious and often shower the world with bright and altruistic ideas. These people are born intelligent and can be in total control of the situations around.They are strong-willed and good at organizing; a combination that gives them the ability to bring any project they undertake to a successful conclusion. Their generosity can be balanced by their extreme care at handling their resources.
Sagittarians are usually held to have a strong love of freedom, and a disdain for routine. Often associated with frankness, Sagittarians do not hesitate to give an honest opinion, which can seem tactless at times – although rarely is their intention to be cruel. The same mind that shows tactlessness can be a beacon of light in confusing times. Leave it to a Sagittarius to step into a messy tangle and sum up the situation with blinding clarity. They’ll be willing to say the truth when all others hide in confusion. This makes them invaluable friends that can guide you back to the clear path when you need honesty rather than enablers.
Sagittarians have a real genius which is often mistaken for intelligence. They do clever things in wrong situations because of which their superior mind goes unnoticed. Sagittarians may strive for maximum enjoyment in life, but too much of a good thing can be problematic and prudence is difficult for most Sagittarians to acquire. Being overly spiritual or too philosophical, for example, can make them out of touch with the real world. They can also be kiddish and innocent. Though they are blessed with a dynamic mind of high standards they often mistake love for friendship and this is one of the most vulnerable areas of Sagittarius. They often find it hard to tell lies and its better if they tell the truth. As they are creative and innovative they may develop an attitude of degrading anything that is old and traditional. Another negative point about sagittarius is procastination. But they are race horses that start last, yet finish first.When these archers aims straight, their arrows will never miss their targets and pierce straight through the bull's eye perched right at the heavens above.
In astrology Sagittarius is ruled by the planet Jupiter. The Indian equivalent of Sagittarius is Dhanus, the Chinese equivalent is the Rat.
Relationships
In personal relationships Sagittarians are reliable, seldom betraying any trust given to them. In love, Sagittarians are ardent, sincere and straightforward. Yet if thwarted, they may easily allow their failure to embitter their whole lives or they may revenge themselves upon the opposite sex by becoming cynically promiscuous. Sagittarians are more apt than the average to make an uncongenial alliance. If their marriages are successful, they will be faithful spouses and indulgent parents; but their innate restlessness will inspire them to use even the most satisfying marriage as a base from which to set out on their travels. They need to feel free and are often faced with the choice of allowing their careers to take over their lives at the expense of the love of their spouse and family. The ideal partner for the Sagittarian is above all a friend, and a partner in life’s great adventure who understands the needs of a true free spirit.
There is an often reported physicality to Sagittarians that gets them involved in vigorous athletics and bold travel-adventures. They bring this flexibility to the bedroom and this lusty, anything-goes attitude can cause them to take a walk on the wild side.
Generally quite easygoing, Sagittarians make friends with people from all walks of life. They love to laugh and tease, and get along well with both sexes.
Sagittarius is the ninth sign of the zodiac and is popularly associated with the keywords genius, optimistic, restless, enthusiastic, adventurous, honest, outspoken, and independent.
Sagittarians have a positive outlook on life, are full of enterprise, energy, versatility, adventurousness and eagerness to extend experience beyond the physically familiar. They enjoy travelling and exploration, the more so because their minds are constantly open to new dimensions of thought. They are basically ambitious and optimistic, and continue to be so even when their hopes are dashed. Their strongly idealistic natures can also suffer many disappointments without being affected. They are honorable, honest, trustworthy, truthful, generous and sincere, with a passion for justice. They may be on the side of the underdog in society they will fight for any cause they believe to be just, and are prepared to be rebellious. They balance loyalty with independence.
Although generally easygoing, Sagittarius is a fire sign, which can manifest itself as having a generally quick temper. Fortunately, Sagittarians are usually as quick to forget what got them angry in the first place,Sagittarians are positive, forthright communicators who love traveling, which can also lead to being restless and reluctant to taking orders."
Sagittarians are known for spontaneous philosophical ramblings and don’t seem to get bogged down in emotional complexities. They have both profound and wide ranging minds, equipped with foresight and good judgment, and they can be witty conversationalists. They love to initiate new projects (they make excellent researchers) and have an urge to understand concepts that are new to them. They think at a lightning speed and quickly make decisions. They are also original,ingenious and often shower the world with bright and altruistic ideas. These people are born intelligent and can be in total control of the situations around.They are strong-willed and good at organizing; a combination that gives them the ability to bring any project they undertake to a successful conclusion. Their generosity can be balanced by their extreme care at handling their resources.
Sagittarians are usually held to have a strong love of freedom, and a disdain for routine. Often associated with frankness, Sagittarians do not hesitate to give an honest opinion, which can seem tactless at times – although rarely is their intention to be cruel. The same mind that shows tactlessness can be a beacon of light in confusing times. Leave it to a Sagittarius to step into a messy tangle and sum up the situation with blinding clarity. They’ll be willing to say the truth when all others hide in confusion. This makes them invaluable friends that can guide you back to the clear path when you need honesty rather than enablers.
Sagittarians have a real genius which is often mistaken for intelligence. They do clever things in wrong situations because of which their superior mind goes unnoticed. Sagittarians may strive for maximum enjoyment in life, but too much of a good thing can be problematic and prudence is difficult for most Sagittarians to acquire. Being overly spiritual or too philosophical, for example, can make them out of touch with the real world. They can also be kiddish and innocent. Though they are blessed with a dynamic mind of high standards they often mistake love for friendship and this is one of the most vulnerable areas of Sagittarius. They often find it hard to tell lies and its better if they tell the truth. As they are creative and innovative they may develop an attitude of degrading anything that is old and traditional. Another negative point about sagittarius is procastination. But they are race horses that start last, yet finish first.When these archers aims straight, their arrows will never miss their targets and pierce straight through the bull's eye perched right at the heavens above.
In astrology Sagittarius is ruled by the planet Jupiter. The Indian equivalent of Sagittarius is Dhanus, the Chinese equivalent is the Rat.
Relationships
In personal relationships Sagittarians are reliable, seldom betraying any trust given to them. In love, Sagittarians are ardent, sincere and straightforward. Yet if thwarted, they may easily allow their failure to embitter their whole lives or they may revenge themselves upon the opposite sex by becoming cynically promiscuous. Sagittarians are more apt than the average to make an uncongenial alliance. If their marriages are successful, they will be faithful spouses and indulgent parents; but their innate restlessness will inspire them to use even the most satisfying marriage as a base from which to set out on their travels. They need to feel free and are often faced with the choice of allowing their careers to take over their lives at the expense of the love of their spouse and family. The ideal partner for the Sagittarian is above all a friend, and a partner in life’s great adventure who understands the needs of a true free spirit.
There is an often reported physicality to Sagittarians that gets them involved in vigorous athletics and bold travel-adventures. They bring this flexibility to the bedroom and this lusty, anything-goes attitude can cause them to take a walk on the wild side.
Generally quite easygoing, Sagittarians make friends with people from all walks of life. They love to laugh and tease, and get along well with both sexes.
Occupations
Their gifts make Sagittarians fit for a number of widely differing professions. They are natural teachers and philosophers with a talent for expounding the moral principles and laws which seem to explain the universe. This gift enables them to be successful churchmen on the one hand and scientists on the other. The law and politics also suit them, as does public service, social administration, public relations and advertising. Sagittarians are found successful in social administration, in public relations, as scientists, and musicians. Travel and exploration naturally appeal to such restless souls and, if their opportunities are limited, they may find something of travel and change of scene in the armed forces.
Body and health
In medical astrology Sagittarius governs the hips and thighs.
Miscellaneous
The following items are traditionally associated with Sagittarius:
Birthstone = Topaz
Colours = Orange, Red, Yellow
Gemstones= Amethyst, Malachite, Turquoise
Metal= Aluminum, Tin, Silver
Their gifts make Sagittarians fit for a number of widely differing professions. They are natural teachers and philosophers with a talent for expounding the moral principles and laws which seem to explain the universe. This gift enables them to be successful churchmen on the one hand and scientists on the other. The law and politics also suit them, as does public service, social administration, public relations and advertising. Sagittarians are found successful in social administration, in public relations, as scientists, and musicians. Travel and exploration naturally appeal to such restless souls and, if their opportunities are limited, they may find something of travel and change of scene in the armed forces.
Body and health
In medical astrology Sagittarius governs the hips and thighs.
Miscellaneous
The following items are traditionally associated with Sagittarius:
Birthstone = Topaz
Colours = Orange, Red, Yellow
Gemstones= Amethyst, Malachite, Turquoise
Metal= Aluminum, Tin, Silver
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
EMO POST
Have you ever had the feeling that although you have tried your best, it isn't enough?
Have you ever started something with immense confidence. then finish it in tears?
TODAY HAS NOT BEEN A GOOD DAY.
It's just ridiculous. How can anything go so wrong? Stupid test. No wonder 'Should exams be abolished' is a topic that heats up every few months. Tests cause incredible amounts of stress and there are no positive mental/psychological effects.
Bloody hell......
I KNOW I have the ability to get anything I want, I have an IQ of at least 120, for goodness' sake, but what the f***........ After this I think I'll settle for a nice bar of chocolate.
Hmph. Only 1 thing went right today, I'm now inspired to eat lots and lots of chocolate ( Snickers, anybody?)
Have you ever started something with immense confidence. then finish it in tears?
TODAY HAS NOT BEEN A GOOD DAY.
It's just ridiculous. How can anything go so wrong? Stupid test. No wonder 'Should exams be abolished' is a topic that heats up every few months. Tests cause incredible amounts of stress and there are no positive mental/psychological effects.
Bloody hell......
I KNOW I have the ability to get anything I want, I have an IQ of at least 120, for goodness' sake, but what the f***........ After this I think I'll settle for a nice bar of chocolate.
Hmph. Only 1 thing went right today, I'm now inspired to eat lots and lots of chocolate ( Snickers, anybody?)
Tuesday, August 7, 2007
My 1st accident
Got into (and caused) my first car accident on Saturday (4th August). Didn't involve my family's cars (seeing as I can't drive, I don't own a car). Feel a bit guilty though...
This is what happened: I was coming back from a sleepover with plenty of luggage (no idea why it was so much). So I was in a friend's car, in the rear left passenger seat. I checked for cars coming on my side when we stopped the 1st time, in front of BK. Then, seeing as the right passenger door was blocked by a parked car, we drove a bit further forward. I opened the door on my side without checking a second time. BANG!! my door whacked the side mirror off a Proton Waja, seriously scratching the paint and denting the door. The Vios I was in merely had a bit of damage to my door, just a bit bent out of shape. The driver of that Waja made a call (probably to his mom) and seemed to get a serious scolding. Anyway, in the end, we went to a workshop and my dad bailed me out. Kesian the car, though. It was just past its 1st service (4000km).
That's what happens when you aren't thinking clearly. Sleep deprivation+exhaustion= poorer by RM800.
This is what happened: I was coming back from a sleepover with plenty of luggage (no idea why it was so much). So I was in a friend's car, in the rear left passenger seat. I checked for cars coming on my side when we stopped the 1st time, in front of BK. Then, seeing as the right passenger door was blocked by a parked car, we drove a bit further forward. I opened the door on my side without checking a second time. BANG!! my door whacked the side mirror off a Proton Waja, seriously scratching the paint and denting the door. The Vios I was in merely had a bit of damage to my door, just a bit bent out of shape. The driver of that Waja made a call (probably to his mom) and seemed to get a serious scolding. Anyway, in the end, we went to a workshop and my dad bailed me out. Kesian the car, though. It was just past its 1st service (4000km).
That's what happens when you aren't thinking clearly. Sleep deprivation+exhaustion= poorer by RM800.
Sunday, July 29, 2007
Racism, Corruption and everything Bad II : Apologies and Clarifications
Hahaha, I was a bit extreme in the last post. Now I've cooled down a bit, let me clarify my position.
1. I AM NOT RACIST. I know many people of other races that I rate as being more mature and intelligent compared to yours truly. What I meant to say is, in Malaysia, what we have now is racial TOLERANCE, not UNITY. We are merely putting up with others' idiosyncracies without truly understanding them.
2. I APOLOGIZE. I made a few generalizations on a certain race. This is not correct and I apologize for it. In truth, race and religion are 2 of the oldest ways that mankind has used to differentiate themselves. That was useful in the Stone Age when everyone was trying to survive and everyone you met from another tribe were your enemies/competitors/threats. It is no longer applicable in today's globalized world and I apologize if I offended anyone.
3. I AM NOT RELIGIOUSLY DISCRIMINATORY. It is true that I do not practise any one of the main religions existing in today's world, but neither am I an atheist. It's just that I get incredibly riled up when people use His name for their own purposes.
1. I AM NOT RACIST. I know many people of other races that I rate as being more mature and intelligent compared to yours truly. What I meant to say is, in Malaysia, what we have now is racial TOLERANCE, not UNITY. We are merely putting up with others' idiosyncracies without truly understanding them.
2. I APOLOGIZE. I made a few generalizations on a certain race. This is not correct and I apologize for it. In truth, race and religion are 2 of the oldest ways that mankind has used to differentiate themselves. That was useful in the Stone Age when everyone was trying to survive and everyone you met from another tribe were your enemies/competitors/threats. It is no longer applicable in today's globalized world and I apologize if I offended anyone.
3. I AM NOT RELIGIOUSLY DISCRIMINATORY. It is true that I do not practise any one of the main religions existing in today's world, but neither am I an atheist. It's just that I get incredibly riled up when people use His name for their own purposes.
Saturday, July 28, 2007
Racism, Corruption and everything bad
This is not going to be a nice post. I recommend not reading it. Be prepared for lots of swearing if you do.Here goes:
Malaysia is a multiracial country and is (officially) proud of it. According to the Tourism Malaysia, Malaysia is " a bubbling, bustling melting pot of races and religions where Malays, Indians, Chinese and many other ethnic groups live together in peace and harmony". Yeah, right. My fragrant arse it is.
Heard of the term Malay superiority? It means giving special rights to people who abuse them. University places, land rights, special preference in most things all go to people who, even after all these artificial advantages and 50 years, control a mere 30% of the country's wealth. And even that 30% belongs to something like 20% of Malays. For heaven's sake, they cant even speak their native language properly. Let the truth prevail. The majority of Malays, especially the younger generation, are pathetic. I am NOT racist. Have you heard of the case in UPM? Some 30 Malay a***holes whacked a Chinese feller while uttering racist insults. You haven't heard? That's because our country's media is all government controlled. These fucking fools have the bloody guts to whack their betters because of the government. Let me tell you, if there was a mass migration OUT of Malaysia when it was first formed, Malaysia would have been taken over by singapore already. To know more about the UPM thing, go to http://superjoelkickass.blogspot.com/, and look for the June 3 2007 post. Racial unity? It's as mythical as Cerberus. Hope the effing pigs meet him.
On to corruption. In the papers yesterday was a story about this cop who has RM 27 million in assets. How the hell did he get so much money? It is a FACT that of all government servants, only high ranking govt servants and ministers have the right to be millionaires. They are all as corrupted as Nixon. Even abdul rahman was corupted. So he was a prince. BIG DEAL. If his genes were that good, his family would have held REAL power instead of giving pieces of land away to the British. The excuse for a clean, modest, humble PM was angry because he was charged toll on the Penang bridge. Pay your toll and shut up lah. Who do you think you are? "I work for the people" my arse.
Religion in Malaysia is a bloody joke. It is a fucking good excuse to catch anybody they like for "going against Islamic beliefs". So I want to have premarital sex ( not that I support it). How is that your business? Let me be punished in the afterlife lah. God- fearing, power hungry morons are put in control of the lives of 70% of the population. We'll see who is punished more in the afterlife, you extremist fools or the people who sleep around.
If I get sued for this, I would still like to say, 'It was fun while it lasted'. If I REALLY get sued, it will merely prove my point that Malaysia censors free expression. Recommended viewing: 'Negarakuku' on Youtube.
Malaysia is a multiracial country and is (officially) proud of it. According to the Tourism Malaysia, Malaysia is " a bubbling, bustling melting pot of races and religions where Malays, Indians, Chinese and many other ethnic groups live together in peace and harmony". Yeah, right. My fragrant arse it is.
Heard of the term Malay superiority? It means giving special rights to people who abuse them. University places, land rights, special preference in most things all go to people who, even after all these artificial advantages and 50 years, control a mere 30% of the country's wealth. And even that 30% belongs to something like 20% of Malays. For heaven's sake, they cant even speak their native language properly. Let the truth prevail. The majority of Malays, especially the younger generation, are pathetic. I am NOT racist. Have you heard of the case in UPM? Some 30 Malay a***holes whacked a Chinese feller while uttering racist insults. You haven't heard? That's because our country's media is all government controlled. These fucking fools have the bloody guts to whack their betters because of the government. Let me tell you, if there was a mass migration OUT of Malaysia when it was first formed, Malaysia would have been taken over by singapore already. To know more about the UPM thing, go to http://superjoelkickass.blogspot.com/, and look for the June 3 2007 post. Racial unity? It's as mythical as Cerberus. Hope the effing pigs meet him.
On to corruption. In the papers yesterday was a story about this cop who has RM 27 million in assets. How the hell did he get so much money? It is a FACT that of all government servants, only high ranking govt servants and ministers have the right to be millionaires. They are all as corrupted as Nixon. Even abdul rahman was corupted. So he was a prince. BIG DEAL. If his genes were that good, his family would have held REAL power instead of giving pieces of land away to the British. The excuse for a clean, modest, humble PM was angry because he was charged toll on the Penang bridge. Pay your toll and shut up lah. Who do you think you are? "I work for the people" my arse.
Religion in Malaysia is a bloody joke. It is a fucking good excuse to catch anybody they like for "going against Islamic beliefs". So I want to have premarital sex ( not that I support it). How is that your business? Let me be punished in the afterlife lah. God- fearing, power hungry morons are put in control of the lives of 70% of the population. We'll see who is punished more in the afterlife, you extremist fools or the people who sleep around.
If I get sued for this, I would still like to say, 'It was fun while it lasted'. If I REALLY get sued, it will merely prove my point that Malaysia censors free expression. Recommended viewing: 'Negarakuku' on Youtube.
Monday, July 23, 2007
Freaky Coincidences.....
This happened last Thursday and Friday (20 July 2007). M2, if you're reading this, you know what happened.
Anyway, a girl in my class and I have similarly styled shirts, except that hers is blue and red and mine is black and red. She reached class earlier than me that day (actually everyday) and she was wearing that shirt. So our classmates, knowing that we had similar shirts, bet that I would wear the shirt's counterpart. What do you know, of all shirts, I chose to wear that one. No wonder there was such a warm reception that day. Hmph.
Naturally the ribbing started. Normal teenage behaviour. So what? I thought. Only happens once in a blue moon.
Then the next day, the two of us happened to wear shirts with the same colour combination (red and white). Freaky, eh? And the ribbing continues......
Anyway, a girl in my class and I have similarly styled shirts, except that hers is blue and red and mine is black and red. She reached class earlier than me that day (actually everyday) and she was wearing that shirt. So our classmates, knowing that we had similar shirts, bet that I would wear the shirt's counterpart. What do you know, of all shirts, I chose to wear that one. No wonder there was such a warm reception that day. Hmph.
Naturally the ribbing started. Normal teenage behaviour. So what? I thought. Only happens once in a blue moon.
Then the next day, the two of us happened to wear shirts with the same colour combination (red and white). Freaky, eh? And the ribbing continues......
Sunday, July 22, 2007
Potty about Potter
He's back. Again. For the 7th (and hopefully last) time.
Who's that, you might ask. HARRY POTTER, that's who.
Who's that, you might ask. HARRY POTTER, that's who.
Honestly, there has been too much hype about him. I've finished all 7 books, and I have to admit, it's been a fun time. Books 3, 5 and 6 were just horrible, but the others were fairly good, with the exception of book 7. This one was great. Still......
Potter's great, but I've read better. Any ardent Potter fans are welcome to send me hate mail, but I still think the Bartimaeus trilogy, by Jonathan Stroud, is loads better. Moving on....
Here's a comment on what happened recently, before HP7 came out. Maybe I'll do a review next time. Here goes:
First, the rumours, i.e purported spoilers and fans' ideas. Some fans' speculation turned out correct, but the majority of spoilers were wrong. These people who post spoilers seem to have nothing better to do besides spoiling people's fun.
Then there was the leakage of the Scholastic version of the book 3 days before the launch. How come this never happened before? There are so many people involved in the publishing and distribution process, don't tell me that God sent his angels down to print the books. With such a massive operation, I'm really surprised this didn't happen earlier (shows the genius of J.K. Rowling's lawyers). I'll have to thank the Time mag for telling me about Mr. Byron Ng. Anyone who wants to download the book, got to The Pirate Bay to download it. It's a PDF file, so everyone should be able to read it.
On Friday, 1 day before the launch, something really unexpected happened. In Malaysia, the RRP for Deathly Hallows is RM 109.90. The major bookstores offered about 10% discount plus some goodies if you pre-ordered the book (I was one of the suckers). Anyway, what happened is that Tesco and Carrefour decided to sell the book at RM 69.90, roughly 30-40% cheaper, and advertised it 24 hours before the launch. Naturally the 3 major bookstores ( MPH, Popular, Times) were pissed off. They paid for the advertising for MONTHS, organised plenty of activities to be held on D-Day, and suddenly 2 fellers drop out of nowhere to hijack all the hard work. So the 3 bookstores decided to throw a tantrum. At 4 p.m, they announced that they were cancelling all activities and sales (except pre-bookings). Now, THAT is fun.
Honestly, this shows the horrible side of human nature. Firstly, the major bookstores were profiteering. I mean, if they were selling at about RM 10 more, I wouldn't complain, but RM 40 more is just ridiculous. Then, the hypermarts took advantage of the bookstores. As it is, the bookstores aren't making much money, now some presumptous people start hijacking their business. AND the distributor says that the hypermarts aren't making money out of selling at such a low price. The bookstores weren't too smart as well, just giving away their business to Tesco and Carrefour. Everyone loses, except the customers who didn't pre-order.
Until next time....... draco dormiens nunquam titillandus
Of Cheese and corn
What happens when you put 20 intelligent students in the same room as a boring lecturer? Obviously no one will pay any attention. That's what happened in Accounts class last Tuesday (17 July). Everyone was trying to alleviate (check the dict if you dont know this word) their boredom by telling all the cheesy jokes or corny IQ (idiot quotient) questions they could think of. Here's a list:
Q: You are in a room with no exit or entrance. There are 5 running taps in the room. You will drown in 1 hour, but rescue will only come in 2 hours. You have a banana and a bar of soap. How do you save yourself?
A: Turn off the taps
Q: What's the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and falling from the 20th floor?
A: 2nd floor : *crash* *scream*
20th floor : * scream* *crash*
Q: Where on your body can you find both Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck?
A: This knee (Disney)
Q: There were 10 fish in an aquarium. 1 died. Why did the water level go up?
A: The other fish were crying.
Q: A man was tied to a tree in a forest full of tigers. His captors tied the other end of the rope to the ground, then put a candle there so that the candle would burn through the rope and cause the man's death. How will the man put out the candle? (He's too far away to spit, pee or whatever on the candle)
A: Sing 'Happy Birthday'. The tigers will blow out the candle.
Here come the REAL IQ questions (only 2 of them i'm afraid)
Q: You have 1 3 gallon container and 1 5 gallon container (with no measurement markings) and an unlimited amount of water. Using this equipment ONLY, how do you get 4 gallons of water
in 1 container?
A: 1. Put 3 gallons into the 5 gallon container (3+0=3). Then fill up the 3 gallon container. Pour
water from the 3 gallon container until the other container is full (3+2=5). There will be 1
gallon left in the 3 gallon container (3-2=1). Pour away the water in the 5 gallon container,
then pour the 1 gallon into the 5 gallon container. Fill up the 3 gallon container then pour
the 3 gallons into the 5 gallon container (1+3=4).
2. Fill the 5 gallon container. Pour water from there into the other container until it is full.
There will be 2 gallons left in the bigger container. Empty the 3 gallon container then pour
the 2 gallons into the 3 gallon container. Fill up the 5 gallon container. Pour water from the
5 gallon container into the other container until the 3 gallon container is full. Hence there
will be 4 gallons in the 5 gallon container.
Q: A knight had to send a message to someone on a mountain. The journey up takes 1 day without rest and the journey down takes the same amount of time. The knight left on a Friday and did not rest throughout the journey up and the journey down. How did he come down on Friday?
A: His horse's name was Friday.
Blue jokes coming up. This is the last section of this post. Feel free to stop reading now.
Q: What is King Kong's favourite sport?
A: Ta Fei Kei (literally, hitting aeroplanes in cantonese, also slang for masturbation)
Q: A teenager had an affair with a middle-aged woman. They had sex one day. Why did the boy die the next day?
A: He drank expired milk.
Q: You are in a room with no exit or entrance. There are 5 running taps in the room. You will drown in 1 hour, but rescue will only come in 2 hours. You have a banana and a bar of soap. How do you save yourself?
A: Turn off the taps
Q: What's the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and falling from the 20th floor?
A: 2nd floor : *crash* *scream*
20th floor : * scream* *crash*
Q: Where on your body can you find both Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck?
A: This knee (Disney)
Q: There were 10 fish in an aquarium. 1 died. Why did the water level go up?
A: The other fish were crying.
Q: A man was tied to a tree in a forest full of tigers. His captors tied the other end of the rope to the ground, then put a candle there so that the candle would burn through the rope and cause the man's death. How will the man put out the candle? (He's too far away to spit, pee or whatever on the candle)
A: Sing 'Happy Birthday'. The tigers will blow out the candle.
Here come the REAL IQ questions (only 2 of them i'm afraid)
Q: You have 1 3 gallon container and 1 5 gallon container (with no measurement markings) and an unlimited amount of water. Using this equipment ONLY, how do you get 4 gallons of water
in 1 container?
A: 1. Put 3 gallons into the 5 gallon container (3+0=3). Then fill up the 3 gallon container. Pour
water from the 3 gallon container until the other container is full (3+2=5). There will be 1
gallon left in the 3 gallon container (3-2=1). Pour away the water in the 5 gallon container,
then pour the 1 gallon into the 5 gallon container. Fill up the 3 gallon container then pour
the 3 gallons into the 5 gallon container (1+3=4).
2. Fill the 5 gallon container. Pour water from there into the other container until it is full.
There will be 2 gallons left in the bigger container. Empty the 3 gallon container then pour
the 2 gallons into the 3 gallon container. Fill up the 5 gallon container. Pour water from the
5 gallon container into the other container until the 3 gallon container is full. Hence there
will be 4 gallons in the 5 gallon container.
Q: A knight had to send a message to someone on a mountain. The journey up takes 1 day without rest and the journey down takes the same amount of time. The knight left on a Friday and did not rest throughout the journey up and the journey down. How did he come down on Friday?
A: His horse's name was Friday.
Blue jokes coming up. This is the last section of this post. Feel free to stop reading now.
Q: What is King Kong's favourite sport?
A: Ta Fei Kei (literally, hitting aeroplanes in cantonese, also slang for masturbation)
Q: A teenager had an affair with a middle-aged woman. They had sex one day. Why did the boy die the next day?
A: He drank expired milk.
Friday, July 6, 2007
TRANSFORMERS ROCKS
TRANSFORMERS: Movie of the Year
It's just so COOL!!!! Nothing like POTC, where the trailer was better than the movie. Transformers has a great trailer and it's an even better movie!!!
It's a little racist though. Lucky Michael Bay didn't elaborate more on that. Remember the scene where the analysts said no one was clever enough to break into the US defense network (or something of the sort)? I'm sure the Iranians and the Chinese wouldn't mind assasinating Bay.
But who cares?
Transformers is still the best movie I've seen this year. Especially the climax of the movie. You know, the huge battle between the Autobots and Decepticons in the city. BRILLIANT.
Even the first 1/2 hour was worth the ticket price. Must have cost US$50 million for that. Worth every cent.
All in all it's a BRILLIANT movie. I'm not going to make this longer because I'm going to watch it again! Aren't you jealous? Cheers!!
It's just so COOL!!!! Nothing like POTC, where the trailer was better than the movie. Transformers has a great trailer and it's an even better movie!!!
It's a little racist though. Lucky Michael Bay didn't elaborate more on that. Remember the scene where the analysts said no one was clever enough to break into the US defense network (or something of the sort)? I'm sure the Iranians and the Chinese wouldn't mind assasinating Bay.
But who cares?
Transformers is still the best movie I've seen this year. Especially the climax of the movie. You know, the huge battle between the Autobots and Decepticons in the city. BRILLIANT.
Even the first 1/2 hour was worth the ticket price. Must have cost US$50 million for that. Worth every cent.
All in all it's a BRILLIANT movie. I'm not going to make this longer because I'm going to watch it again! Aren't you jealous? Cheers!!
Ode to Homework
Homework only brings darkness and strife,
Why does it keep coming into my life?
Free time belongs in heaven,
So long as there's homework i feel beaten.
"It's for your own good" they say,
Yet "No more homework" I pray.
I'm waiting for the day,
When homework is gone and I can come out to play.............
Why does it keep coming into my life?
Free time belongs in heaven,
So long as there's homework i feel beaten.
"It's for your own good" they say,
Yet "No more homework" I pray.
I'm waiting for the day,
When homework is gone and I can come out to play.............
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
Rubbish homework
Hmph. Here's some news for everyone out there who knows me (or just anyone who is reading this)......I have ZERO creativity. So HOW ON EARTH am I supposed to do my homework?
This is what happened:
For ESL class today, the lecturer gave us this question for homework: "Three Pebbles" Write an outline for a short story.
That's it. Now, what can you DO with 3 pebbles?
NOTHING.
PRECISELY.
So how?
There were once 3 pebbles named SAM, A-Levels and ICPU. One day, their mother, Taylor's College, brought them to the beach. SAM immediately started walking into the sea. Guess why? STRESS and STUPIDITY.
!@#$%^&*!@#@ .......... Back to work..............
This is what happened:
For ESL class today, the lecturer gave us this question for homework: "Three Pebbles" Write an outline for a short story.
That's it. Now, what can you DO with 3 pebbles?
NOTHING.
PRECISELY.
So how?
There were once 3 pebbles named SAM, A-Levels and ICPU. One day, their mother, Taylor's College, brought them to the beach. SAM immediately started walking into the sea. Guess why? STRESS and STUPIDITY.
!@#$%^&*!@#@ .......... Back to work..............
Monday, July 2, 2007
Intro to me
Feels weird writing this......just like a primary school student.......ahh...the nostalgia.........
Anyway, here goes:
Bday: 16 December
Schools: SJK(C) Lick Hung, Subang Jaya; SMK Seafield Subang Jaya
Anything Else?
Oh yeah, I'm currently doing South Australian Matriculation (SAM) at Taylor's College, Subang Jaya. Not a bad programme, actually. Stressful, but what pre-uni course isn't?
I can't drive yet, although I'd love to......I'm just too young!! Is that a good thing or bad thing?
Guess what I love? Take a WILD,WILD guess..........(drum roll)
Anyway, here goes:
Bday: 16 December
Schools: SJK(C) Lick Hung, Subang Jaya; SMK Seafield Subang Jaya
Anything Else?
Oh yeah, I'm currently doing South Australian Matriculation (SAM) at Taylor's College, Subang Jaya. Not a bad programme, actually. Stressful, but what pre-uni course isn't?
I can't drive yet, although I'd love to......I'm just too young!! Is that a good thing or bad thing?
Guess what I love? Take a WILD,WILD guess..........(drum roll)
hahaha...who doesn't love money?
I like reading too...... I'm more into mysteries, thrillers, kids' fantasies, etc.
Until next time.........bye!
Yay!! a new blog to play with
hmm..... Just decided to start a blog today.......Know why?
Because I'm BORED.Lol.
Really, I have no idea why anyone wants to put his/her life on show for everyone else to see. Guess I'll have to try it out for myself.
Of course, don't hold your breath for any new postings, seeing that I'll probably log on only when I'm bored.
Cheers!!
Because I'm BORED.Lol.
Really, I have no idea why anyone wants to put his/her life on show for everyone else to see. Guess I'll have to try it out for myself.
Of course, don't hold your breath for any new postings, seeing that I'll probably log on only when I'm bored.
Cheers!!
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